about me

hi :) my name is lauren evans, i'm 15 years old and i live in tewkesbury, a tiny town in england.

i love to draw, i've been doing it since i can remember. when i was around 5 years old, i was sent to the head teacher to get a reward (a shiny sticker. fuck yes.) for a charcoal drawing of my teddy we did in class. that's the first memory i have of anybody noticing my hobby :L look how sexy i was.


i go to tewkesbury school now, i'm in year 11 and we're about to do our GCSE's. i have 4 best mates, and i'm cooler than all of them. i don't even know why i hang round with them. they're really embarressing.


this is my best friend laura. laura finlay. and she. is a CLONE. of alan from the hangover. no kidding. she acts exactly like him without even meaning to. she's the biggest retard i've ever met and i don't know how i ended up with her. but none the less, i love her so much.

yeah.. those are her pyjamas and that is a gorilla foot.


my two other best friends, alice duffy and jas jones, like to dress up in stupid wigs with black lipstick and pretend to be swedish transexuals.

 that is all i'm prepared to say.


so yeah. my life's pretty average. nothing special. except i have this 'talent' that people seem to be interested in. which is why i'm here. i've been encouraged to make a blog by friends and family and i've finally decided to get off ma lazy ass (entirely false. i am the busiest 15 year old kid IN ENGLAND) and make one. this blog is going to be focused mainly on drawing, but i will update it every now and then with events going on in my life. i'm sure you won't mind.

so here come a few lil facts about me. change the channel.


appearance.
  • i have blonde hair, green eyes, i'm pretty chubby and i'm taller than my older sister and my mum :')
  • my eyebrow's pierced, so are my ears. up next is nose, snug, tragus and cartilage.
  • i'm obsessed with painting my nails. i own probably just over a million nail-related products.
  • i do not wear make-up, i don't believe anybody really needs it... LOL JK i just cba to put it on.
  • i have insanely curly hair, i used to straighten it but i don't bother anymore.
personality.
  •   welllllll... i'm out-going, loud, i've been told by alot of my friends that i'm 'the funniest person they've ever met', that makes me feel pretty good lol.
  • i have a tendancy to get involved with stuff i shouldn't, and say the wrong thing. but i'm also quite good at resolving bad situations and helping people in them.
  • i'm really mean to my best friends but i adore them really.
hobbies.
  • drawing of course.
  • music.
  • going out in the sun! 
  • holidays to different countries.
  • obsessing over celebrities who know i exist and love me and want to marry me too.
  •  me and my best mates used to be obsessed with harry potter, (they still are) and truth is i still am, i just tried to tone it down because i didn't want the last film to be so painful... I KNOW RIGHT?
favourites.
  •  my favourite music genres are r&b, hip hop and rap.
  •  my favourite music artists are kanye west, wiz khalifa, chris brown, kid cudi, nicki minaj, lil wayne, travie mccoy, joe mcelderry, enrique iglesias, example, 2pac, jay sean, n-dubz, trey songz, jason derülo, frankmusik, usher, b.o.b, black eyed peas, mr hudson, dr. dre, bruno mars, young jeezy, mclean, tinchy stryder, jls, tinie tempah, drake, young money, t.i, justin timberlake, beyoncé, i could go on forever.
  • my favourite music artist ever is kanye west, however my favourite song ever is up up and away by kid cudi.
  • my favourite movies are aladdin, lilo and stitch, toy story 3, sherlock holmes, the hangover, all the batman films, all the harry potter films, alice and wonderland, gladiator, the green mile, the matrix.
  • my favourite actor is jake gyllenhaal, and i don't have a favourite actress.
  • my favourite games are grand theft auto(s), saints row 2, tekken 6, sims 3, team fortress 2 etc etc.
  • my favourite colour is green
weird facts.  
  • i have a third nipple.
  • i love the smell of wet sponges :/
  • i have mayonnaise on EVERYTHING.
  • i'm terrified of mexicans.
  • i'm also terrified of hairy chests and zombies.
  • believe it or not, i'm not taking art for a-level. simply because my teacher is a bitch.   
i'm a verrry busy kid. i have alot of people ask me for drawings. i usually charge £30 for A3 but atm i'm doing an A2 picture for £50, so i'm rarely without money which is a good thing. all this on top of coursework, exams and a hectic family looking after a disabled little sis equals very busy life. but i get by! it's interesting to say the least.


well! i'm shit bored of talking about myself now. so i'll leave you with links to my websites. click!



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